I almost died laughing at this:

ShareThis

LOL Dracula

You may also enjoy:Today is the DayObligatory New Year PostDon’t You Wish Every Movie

Dracula Blogged

ShareThis

Happy October!

Dracula Blogged 

You may also enjoy:What The Hell Do I Know, Anyway?”Cajun” vs. Louisiana (vs. New Orleans)Scientists Find Evidence That Money Can’t Buy Happiness

Great lines from ENGL 101

ShareThis

Her husband had hit her three times in the head with a hammer; this news preally upset the family.

It was like God had just slapped me in the face with love and mercy.

You may also enjoy:Pulling TeethRecipe section woes…Bread Machine Hijinks

The Problem With “Free Speech”

ShareThis

I always like to see Kathy Griffin do well. I especially enjoy it when she pokes fun at the “A-list” celebrities, even if she’s using that to make herself into a sort of celebrity.  HOWEVER, check this shit out:

http://www.atheists.org/action/alert-13-sep-2007.html

Ms. Griffin, who is an open Atheist, told those attending the awards ceremony [...]

I Wish I Had Something to Say

ShareThis

But I don’t. I’ve been thinking about posting for some time now, but I haven’t. All I think about is school and my Nintendo DS, lately. I wonder if I get the DS browser if I could post to WordPress with it? I bet even if I could I still wouldn’t have anything to [...]

Do the Swimmer

ShareThis

How to test if your radio station is playing the most current hits that appeal to the average mouth breathing teen:

Turn on your radio. Listen to the song – anything from My Chemical Romance to Lost Prophets to Jimmy Eat World.  Can you do the swimmer to it? (123 and 123 and 123 [...]

Stuff I Need. Honest, I really need it!

ShareThis

Okay, having begun to knit in 2005, mostly to have something cheap to do with my hands while James was in New Orleans trying to get back into our neighborhood after the stupid hurricane, I have now become proficient enough at it to need real supplies.  Right now I have a long plastic needle [...]

My First PayPal Dispute

ShareThis

Yep, that’s right. I’m going to be reduced to one of those people who starts fights on the internet. No, I’m not a forum troll, although I have annoyed quite a few people in my intermittent forum rovings: I may have to fight over 30 bucks with an online merchant.

Continue reading My First PayPal Dispute

You may also enjoy:

Give Me a Freakin’ Break!

ShareThis

I would love to make my first post in a very long time one of clever insight, great content, and pithy sayings. Instead I will whine about how other people whine on their blogs.

****I am a big fat meanie in this post. You have been warned. If you don’t like it you can’t [...]

Test of Avantgo Palm Post

ShareThis

I finally decided to try this. This post was created using Avantgo and my faithful Sony Clie T615C.

You may also enjoy:Chapter the Second: In Which Life Ain’t So BadThe Long and Whiny RoadMy First PayPal Dispute

My Birthday

"You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older." -- Anouk Aimee