About Me

“I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don’t do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don’t even do that any more.” — Dorothy Parker

Texas Renaissance Festival

"Monarchs ought to put to death the authors and instigators of war, as their sworn enemies and as dangers to their states." -- Elizabeth I