So I got some Easter candy, despite advice from medical professionals and nutritionists across the nation. Easter candy for me consists of these staples: Elmer’s Gold Brick and Heavenly Hash eggs, Reese’s peanut butter eggs, and jelly beans. Unfortunately, it almost looks like it will be a jelly beanless Easter.

I got 1 package each of our easter staples, and they will be shared by four people. I got them at Wal mart. Wal mart only had Starburst and Jelly Belly jelly beans. These are not jelly beans, to me. Honestly, though, if the Jelly Belly beans had been in festive springtime packaging, I probably would have bought them. Well, this morning, I went to Brookshire’s to get a few things, but guess what? Brookshire’s also has no jelly beans. I was appalled.

When I told my husband that I was beginning to suspect that there were no more jelly beans, ever, he asked me deadpan, “Didn’t you get the memo?”

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One Response to ““Didn’t You Get the Memo?””

Nick Duffy Says:

I’m boycotting Reese’s products (well, they don’t sell them over here, but I would be anyway) since they never got back to me about my idea for Reese’s Garlic Butter Cups. They’d be like the opposite of a Tic-Tac - you see someone you really want to avoid the amorous attentions of across the room, pop one of these babies and Hey Jingo! Garlic breath, brown smears on your teeth, maybe a bit of herb-based Green Horror between the front two…they’re never going to come NEAR you again!

How’s you anyway? I have a child and all sorts of stuff.

NDD

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